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I’m going to wear this and stand in traffic today.
Would have also accepted wearing this to go get a $5 foot long at my local Subway that only employs people that hate your face.
(Source: omegachronicle)
Clearly Dope Chucks: I’m holding out for a Swanson or Draper style.
PUPPY ZOMBIE ATTACK: The Walking Dead should edit this in somewhere. It would be the best 57 seconds of the second season.
They be eatin da pussy.
(Source: thedailywhat)